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Release Date: March 30 2017
The debut EP from Useless Against is 5 wailing metal/hard rock tracks that use that setting as a vehicle through which to excoriate political evil and mass cognitive dissonance while harnessing the catharsis of rock music to exorcise the angst and dread inherent in watching said evil’s propagandist ascent to power in the Trump-era. Continue reading “Useless Against Cassette EP-ORDER HERE”
There has been a musical emergency. This is not a joke. Continue reading “A Sudden “DJ” Shortage Forces Bars And Clubs To Take Drastic Measures”
We at THIOF are doing a fundraiser. But first let’s talk about first-world, online fundraising culture.
I find Go Fund Me and those types of personal friend/fan-fund campaigns to be, more often than not, super tacky.
Coal and its use in energy production is responsible for tens of thousands of premature deaths each year. Tens of thousands. Of deaths. Each year. It is also the single largest widely acknowledged culprit of CO2 emissions that are pushing us towards Earthly extinction and it emits a carcinogenic dust that will, not indirectly but directly, kill literally 9/11 numbers of people each year.
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Three cars must outrun a tornado hurtling towards them. They are driven, respectively, by a Democrat, a Republican, and a Berniecrat. The Republican will get away. The Democrat refuses to run any red lights. They are soon sucked up and killed. The Berniecrat refuses to even drive the car because it isn’t filled with premium gas. They die instantly.
I believe there are two types driven to a career in politics, with few exceptions…
Upon revelation that the United States President is now also under DOJ special counsel investigation for obstructing an investigation as to whether this same President collaborated with Russia to attack and subvert a US democratic election- which is a shockingly fucked up group of words- that President has again called it the “greatest WITCH HUNT in the history of politics”.
The following is a foolproof and failsafe method I have developed to replace the broken and antiquated Electoral College system upon which United States Presidential elections are decided. It has been carefully considered and then reconsidered and recalibrated to unfailingly ensure, with 100% accuracy, the election of the candidate of the greatest Presidential aptitude, intellectual merit, and societal benefit within a set of given, balloted choices while also serving as an electoral firewall against gross, mass miscalculation.
Step One: All citizens of the United States cast a vote for the candidate of their choice.
Step Two: All voters then write/type the following statement which will be dictated to them by an election official; “Your candidate is wrong, my candidate is right. If you disagree you’re an idiot.”
Step Three: The candidate with the most voters to correctly spell “your/you’re”, wins.
You may implement this immediately, America. You are welcome.
“You can’t threaten someone with dirt when they live is a cesspool”